The Duo Groupie for this Week is Jade Raymond. Jade is the 5′7″ tall, half Canadian, quarter Chinese and quarter Australian PRODUCER OF ASSASSIN’S CREED.

Assassin’s Creed may be one of the best games to come out in a while, but the fact that it was produced by this beautiful lil minx makes it that much better. We didn’t realize who Jade was until we saw her on an Xbox Live video about Assassin’s Creed. Then we hear “Hi, I’m Jade Raymond, producer of Assassin’s Creed for Ubisoft Montreal.”

Nice. Jade is basically every guys dream. She is hot, likes video games, and she is succesfull. Not to mention the fact that she EARNED her spot as a producer by starting off as a programer and graphic designer. This is in an industry, mind you, that is more male dominated then the military.

Now, some may say that Assassin’s Creed only did well because Jade gave 13 year old boys their first wet dreams. There was even a pretty graphic comic floating around out there. In the end, the game was GOOD. Not out of this world (a little repetitive) but very well planned, thought out, and original.

Back to Jade though, and how we are connected. It is pretty simple, you see Jade has a small mole on her left cheek, by her lip.

I have a small mole on my right cheek. There it is, below the sunglasses. See it? No? Its there, trust me. Anyway, Jade Raymond and I both have moles on our cheeks. THE CONNECTION IS MADE!

Jade also has a secret admirer. I was searching through Graham’s computer the other day (I was trying to find music I swear) and I came across this. I thought the world should know…..

I think that speaks for itself, which probably means Graham should be expecting a restraining order anyday now. So, Jade Raymond, congrats on being The Duo Groupie of the Week!