The Duo Groupie of the Week isn’t just one person, but a entire segment of the female population, Guitar Hero Hotties.  Guitar Hero and its other spin-offs have changed the way people play games, and well….girls are people too.  This week we admire the girls who have the courage and talent to pick up gauntlet of plastic and circuits and jam out with their clam out.

Girls never really could get into video games.  It takes a level of extreme imagination and boredom that girls just never developed in the evolutionary process.  Then comes Guitar Hero which lets girls fantasize about being the strong confident rockers they want to be deep down inside.  For the same reason guys love the game, Guitar Hero allows women to feel like they are rock star chix without actually having to learn the guitar.

Thus, girls are brought into the fold of the gaming community.  Not only this, but girls can now connect to their male counterparts in a way never before possible.  Instead of nagging that they are bored while we play video games, they can now participate with us, therefore changing the male female dynamic for the rest of history.  Years from now, bad marriages will not be settled in divorce court but by a three tiered rock off on Guitar Hero 7.  Trust me, I took a sociology course at college, I know how these things work.

Thus a new breed of women is born, hot chicks playing Guitar Hero.  Well, I guess some of them are playing Rock Band, but I mean…is there a difference?  Isn’t the fact that they still make Guitar Hero just a big marketing ploy so that kids will buy both so they have more songs to play?  Anyway, I’m getting side tracked.  Now that girls are playing video games, guys are taking pictures of girls playing video games.  Thus we have pictures all over the internets of hot girls just holding the controller playing Guitar Hero.

Its a lot like how chicks pose with cars, guns, wild animals (Graham looks at pictures of this a lot…too much if you ask me), airplanes, and tons of other things guys like.  Why is this appealing?  Well if you still haven’t figure it out…

Girls + Partial Nudity = Cool

Girls + Partial Nudity + Stuff guys find cool = Amazing

Trust me, I took a math course in college once.  So how am I related to these Guitar Hero Hotties?  Well, this one is easy.  I’m just going to say that 7 times out of 10, after TheDuoGroup goes out on the town for the evening, we come home with equally drunk and experimentally curious girls.  That being said, out 70%, 50% of the time we end up coming home and playing guitar hero till the wee hours of the morning and we force everyone to play.  Thus if you do the math 35% of the girls we take home are forced to play Guitar Hero at 4 a.m.  I have created Guitar Hero Hotties!!! THE CONNECTION IS MADE

Well, that is pretty much it for this one.  Wait you want MORE!?!?!? Ok, well first let me congratulate Guitar Hero Hotties for being the Duo Groupie(s) of the Week!

You still here?  Really?! Ok, well then I give you my galary of naked girls holding Guitar Hero Guitars.  This is an all age group site though, so I have put stickies over the fun parts.  ENJOY!

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I got a note from our lawyers saying we couldn’t post what was here, so I’m just going to post more hotties.  ENJOY THAT INSTEAD!!!