Don’t know who all has seen this already, but I found this lil gem over on gametrails.com.  I guess its some sort of dance recital and the “dance crew” decided to dress up as the nurses from Silent Hill and jerk around on stage.

A few suggestions I would like to make:

1) Girl in the back right, second in. Loose 40 pounds now! I suggest a tape worm, it does all the work for you. Once you have done this, tell the host of this “Show of Horrors” to do the same. No black dress on earth can slim that down.

2) When you think of costumes for a dance routine, try not to pic something with a mask you can’t see or breath out of easily. From my experience at the clubs, seeing and breathing are essential to good dance moves.

3) The robot will not get you an A on your Dance Technique final. I know this because I teach Dance Technique at the local community college.

4) Girl dancing in the middle, whom I will assume is the “leader” of this rag tag team of mavricks. Are you doing the Charleston at 1:34?!

5) Didn’t your teacher ever tell you not to dance blindfolded with scissors, someone is going to cause some real horrors on stage, and it isn’t going to be when you bend over in your short skirt.