Spencer could look as Asian with "bed head"

Much to my delight rumors are buzzing that the awful upcoming Dragonball Z movie is being axed. I can’t get over this…maybe it was because they cast a girl whose filmography includes several season of ‘Real World’ and ‘The Inferno’ or maybe it was due to the fact that (as you can see to the left) the lead character is only Asian when dipped in a vat of styling gel.

Sadly, friends, these are just rumors and one of the few good things to come outta Asia will be adapted and ruined like most Americans do to foreign goods. Still, I can’t wait until the blogger critics like me nerds talk about the millions of reasons this movie sucks.

I know Graham hopes the movie will be three hours of a dramatic scared face shot with a single bead of sweat suspended from falling.