Fat gamers make Lucas sick...

I realize that I haven’t written a Going Green! post in a while and while I’d like to admit I’m lazy, I think I’ll blame it on the cold weather.  A problem with cold weather can occur when hibernation gets the best of us and our daily routines.  Especially any decent outdoor activity.

Now I understand most gamers arguments: “Hey I don’t get much exercise but I can’t let the evil wizard/terrorists defeat the Kingdom of Elfia/U.S. Special Forces Delta Bravo!!!”  Fear not, short-winded soldier of CQC and mystical spells, there are things you can do to stay in shape while playing your favorite games.

No…the Wii is epic fail.  How dare they try to perfect something that was perfect 15 years ago…anyone that reads this blog remembers the original fitness maker… thats right the Nintendo touch-pad. 

Looks like a Mega Man password...

DON’T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME YOU WON THE LONG JUMP FAIR AND SQUARE!  And my God I always wanted to beat the “Cheetah” guy so bad…it was like winning a war…against Nazis…who were zombies.

I danced on that thing faster than the girl in Flashdance during her audition.  And I could sure as hell wear that leotard, leggings and inside out sweatshirt better! Wait…

One of these bad boys will help keep you warm and work up quite a sweat in these cold months trying to climb the ranks of 16 bit orange and marooned colored runners to face “Cheetah.”  And, when you do see him…tell him I’m ah comin!